"Grunta"
Gruntotis Aphylius brother of "Brutis".
Duty: Home
protector, exterminator of evil spirits and demons. Has been
known to take on the Devil himself. Dedicated worker, especially
between the hours of midnight and 3am.
Likes: An occasional witch or
warlock for breakfast.
Dislikes: Dogs urinating on him.
Positive Traits: Loves his owners
and family pets, but has been known to eat the neighbours
cat.
Negative Traits: Likes tripping
people up at night and stubbing toes. Has a bad habit of eating
gnomes at Christmas.
WARNING: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
ARE YOU TO RUN HIM OVER IN YOUR CAR.
THIS REALLY PISSES HIM OFF! |
